Pembantu Bule? I'll think about it!

Akhir-akhir ini aku lagi doyan banget chating ama stranger, kesannya spooky gitu :P
semua ini gara2 sahabat ku Tasya, pas maen kerumah dengan santainya ngenalin aku ama alamat chating yang membuat rasa penasaranku berkobar tak menentu (kompor kalee).
Begini kisahnya

T: sis, pinjam laptop dong gue mau internetan
A: (begeser dari singgahsana) owh, nih
T: pasang muka innocent sambil ngetik2 di laptop ku
A: (penasaran, ngelirik apa yang lagi dikerjain ama tante ini :P) apaan ntu sya?
T: (ngelirik) ini? gue lagi chating ama orang yang gak dikenal
A: waaaaaaa,, awesome!!
T: biasa aja kalee! mau nyobain? tapi harus pake bahasa inggris loh, loe bisa?
A: et dah! sepele amat sih lo? paling juga bilang :Hi, what's ur name, ato nice to talk to you, apa susahnya sih?
T: terserah deh, nih!
aku langsung bereksperimen dengan pekerjaan baru yang sedang ku gelutin itu, dan sampe tasya pulang aku juga gak nyadar loh, kasian amat, heheheheh
Dari semua teman chat yang pernah kutemui, layaknya teman biasa say hello dan endingnya bye . . .
tapi yang satu ini, ajaib dah
Stranger: hi
Stranger: m/f
You: f
You: u
Stranger: m
Stranger: how old
Stranger: u there
You: 20
You: u
Stranger: im 23
Stranger: do you have a bf
You: bf??
You: whats that??
Stranger: do you have a boy friend
You: hohohoho
You: yaaa
Stranger: well do you live withur room mates
Stranger: uk
Stranger: how about you girl
You: girl??
You: sorry, what u mean?
You: um, im live with my family
Stranger: where u from
You: asia
Stranger: well wouuld u like me to come and stay at ur place
Stranger: i can cook food
Stranger: you might find me quite useful
You: :)
You: funny
You: but its toooo farrrrr
You: :P
Stranger: i wouldntbe paying you any rent though
You: its not a big problem, actually
You: um,, may I know ur name pls
Stranger: im steve
Stranger: u there
You: im sabrina
Stranger: nice name
You: nice to talk to u steve
You: oooo
You: sure
You: thanks
You: u too
You: :P
Stranger: so would u like me to cook and do chores
You: hohoho,,

of course
You: what kind of food u can cook 4 me??
Stranger: well anything you would like
Stranger: i would clean ur place and do the dishes
Stranger: i would prepare baths for you
You: oooowh,,

how cool are u
Stranger: wat else would you like me to do
You: um,, what do you do now??
Stranger: im a student
You: wow,,

me too,

u in college?
Stranger: yes third year
Stranger: how many people are in ur family
You: nice,
You: um,,
my parents en 4 children
You: :)
Stranger: whos the eldest one
You: ME!! ^^
You: :)
You: what about u??
Stranger: nice
Stranger: wouldnt ur family object to me living there
You: im not sure,, :)
Stranger: well
Stranger: what type of relationship would be between us
You: hahahah,,

I don't know

maybe a friend??
You: would u??
You: :)
Stranger: sure whynot
Stranger: what would you have me do at ur place
You: hey, are u serious to come here??

ur were in college right?
Stranger: well yeah
Stranger: i would after i m done with my studies
You: :)
You: hahahah

who dare u re
You: but, u ll be a tourist here
Stranger: but im confused as to what ur family would say
You: hahahaha,,

I dont think this is seriously ^^
Stranger: well you are such a lovely girl dear
Stranger: i hope you get to be with the same type of guy
You: i really have to get going now
You: u take care of urself
You: bye

sebelum ngomongannya makin ngaco ke mana2 mending aku ngacir duluan dah.
kira2 arti dari chating yang panjang bejibun ini akan saya simpulkan

Orang asing: hi, kamu cantik de . . .
Kamu: makasih, kamu baik sekali
Orang asing: iya, sama2 tapi sayangnyaaaa . . .
Kamu: sayang kenapa?
Orang asing: sayangnya kamu bego, mau aja ngeladenin orang asing, tukang maksa kayak aku!

yaaah, begitu lah sodara2 aku telah sukses menghasilkan gondok seberat 5 kilo gara2 ni bule nekat. Kayaknya bule satu ini bertekad banget buat menggulingkan ketenarannya Lady Gaga yang gak kalah nekatnya ama dia . . . .
Gimana jadinya kalo tiba2 seorang bule datang kerumah cuma buat cooking some food en dishes?? ya nyuci piring doang!!
elit amat!! punya pembantu bule . . .. :)